Monday, January 18, 2010

Back to School

Well...offically moved back into my dorm at College Station...dreading going back to classes tomorrow...but other than that glad to be back. My roommates still not back. You see, I have a new roommate, and I only met her mere hours before I left for Christas Break. I'm beginning to wonder if that one encounter was enough to scare her off...seeing as how she's still not here. Maybe the Megan Fox picture hung over my telly paid off...

On a happier note, I'm cleansing myself. One may ask, "what the hell does that mean?" Well, potty-mouthed questioner, it means that I shall be eating healthy, giving up alcoholic beverages, and exercising more, because I believe this will make me happier. I may even try cutting back on the poor language, which you should also do. Those who choose not to cuss seem more intelligent to those around them. And frankly, when you thought with the world "hell" in your head, you looked like a complete dumb-ass.

I shall spend the rest of last day off watching re-runs of The Office and picturing Jim naked. I suggest you do the same.

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