Back to School

Well...offically moved back into my dorm at College Station...dreading going back to classes tomorrow...but other than that glad to be back. My roommates still not back. You see, I have a new roommate, and I only met her mere hours before I left for Christas Break. I'm beginning to wonder if that one encounter was enough to scare her off...seeing as how she's still not here. Maybe the Megan Fox picture hung over my telly paid off...

On a happier note, I'm cleansing myself. One may ask, "what the hell does that mean?" Well, potty-mouthed questioner, it means that I shall be eating healthy, giving up alcoholic beverages, and exercising more, because I believe this will make me happier. I may even try cutting back on the poor language, which you should also do. Those who choose not to cuss seem more intelligent to those around them. And frankly, when you thought with the world "hell" in your head, you looked like a complete dumb-ass.

I shall spend the rest of last day off watching re-runs of The Office and picturing Jim naked. I suggest you do the same.

It's been a while...

First blog in a long...long time. I used to enjoy blogging, until I got busy watching TV and sleeping. And before that it was studying and focusing on the future. But I figure, to hell with it. What's college for, if not to further push my mind to its limits? The best way to do that, is think for myself, no? Congrats, Roni, you're finally thinking. That's at least three steps up from the average American according to a statistic I recently made up. Like, real recent. About ten seconds ago, if I'm correct. Which I am.

I return to college in a week. The Christmas break has taught me five things:
1. I am only happy when I have absolutely no responsibilities
2. Video games and TV are highly underrated
3. Robert Downey Jr. has only gotten sexier with age
4. The movie Office Space describes my mindset. If I had a million dollars, I'd do nothing.
and 5. Happiness is, in fact, not a warm gun. Apparently, it's the my ability to carry on with life without worrying, having the knowledge of current pop culture at my fingertips, a good-looking man to stare at, and a bowl of cereal and milk at hand.

Until next time, I'm going to ponder on how to make this dream of happiness a posibility. It will work as far as tomorrow goes...but for the rest of my life? That will certainly be a challenge.