Vacation means never having to say "Don't put that spider in your nose"

I'll be taking my first break from work since summer started this week. It's coming at exactly the right time...because the kids from this past week have taught me a valuable lesson, which is I can never have kids and not think of locking them in the closet without feeding them dinner.

It's not necessarily that I hate kids or anything, don't get me wrong. It's just...I know that if I were to have children, God would be like "Ha. I'll show her," and give me some little Devil child in return for all of my sarcastic remarks and pure hatred for many things in life. Not to say that it wouldn't be totally deserved...but I'm still not a fan of the idea.

Either way, I'm taking a week's long break. This time shall be spent with my family, whom I love, for the most part. It will also be spent starting my low-carb diet. Bring it on...bring...it...on.


This is Davin...one of my little "angels"